Wednesday, July 30, 2014

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

Wednesday, July 30, 2014

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014
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assholedisney:

working on cover letters
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